Cruises are 21+. Valid ID required before boarding boat.

You can purchase your ticket right here in the website!

How much does an EXPERIENCE cost? It’s priceless! Tickets are $20/pp for Thursdays, $30/pp on Fridays and Saturdays, and $25/pp on Sundays. However, if you’re smart, you’ll like us on our Facebook & Twitter pages and get access to exclusive promo codes just for people who like or follow our pages! Not to mention we post all the pics from our cruises there for you to browse!

If you have a large party, please contact Matt at (617) 306-3347 to inquire about currently available group discount.

Trouble making up your mind? Think before you buy because we have a no refund policy. Seriously though, do you really want a refund for the best harbor cruise in Boston?

When you purchase your tickets online, you will receive a ticket confirmation via email (make sure you enter your correct email address at checkout). Upon boarding, show us your barcoded ticket from your phone (or print out and bring) and we will scan your ticket to make sure you’ve paid. Also, if you purchased multiple tickets, make sure the whole the whole group is together before you get on the boat! Otherwise we may have to leave your friends behind on the dock.

We are a debaucherous, wild booze cruise – there is no dress code! But we look when bachelorette parties come in themed t-shirts and wear cowboy boots and hats on Country Saturdays!

If arriving by car, we suggest placing ‘400 Atlantic Ave, Boston, MA‘ into your GPS for the best results. Parking is available at the Rowe’s Wharf Garage for $18 (the last time we checked). If you want to save some money, there is some street parking. But your probably shouldn’t be driving after our booze cruise anyways!

The closest train station is the Aquarium stop on the Blue Line.

The Boatonian leaves every Thursday at 6:30 and 7:30 (you can board either time), every Friday & Saturday at 9 PM SHARP (boarding at 8:30), and every Sunday at 3 PM SHARP (boarding at 2:30).

Yes, rain or shine! We won’t let the rain stop the party… and we’re pretty sure the boat can handle a little extra water.

Do you get free drinks anywhere else in Boston? Legally? No! Drinks are $5.75 for domestic beers, $6.75 for imports and $8.75 for mixed drinks. Drinks are Cash Only so hit up your local ATM before you come. Some of our boats have an ATM (ATM service fees may apply on board). *Last updated 6/2015

Some small snakes such as hot dogs, chips, cookies, and chips are available to purchase to satisfy your drunken munchies.

Hundreds of people of all ages looking for a great time
The coldest drinks and sickest DJ’s spinning your favorite songs all night long.
The happiest boat Captain in the harbor.
Tom Brady (No really, he comes every week! Haha!)

Angry people
Over-priced drinks
Bad music
Pirates (At least we hope not!)

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